This is me right before I zip-lined down that canyon. I forgot where I was once everyone was laughing in hysterics as I knelt down on all fours, naked, while the lady tightened some straps to me.

Why's Juan laughing so hard?

Why's Juan laughing so hard? Because I'm naked. We were going through some surf withdrawal and were hungry for action so we took a dune buggy out to check out a zip line that spans a mile across the Andes and the Amazon Basin. Roberto went first and I suited up next. With no forms to sign or safety instructions at hand, the only way I was doing this was full on. So I got naked. I knelt on the wooden platform while the owners strapped me in with some help from a police officer. Hans fallowed suit.

Baños, Ecuador.